The Ultimate Christmas Show (abridged)
Written by Reed Martin & Austin Tichenor
Directed by Kate Chavez & Robin Holloway
Starring Dylan Norman, Mariah Olesen, Koppany Pusztai
“A pure delight from start to finish . . . Inspired madness!” —Broadway World
Welcome to the annual “Holiday Variety Show and Christmas Pageant” at St. Everybody’s Non-Denominational Universalist Church, where all faiths are welcome because we’ll believe anything. But there’s a problem: none of the acts scheduled to perform have arrived, so the three members of the congregation are pressed into service to perform the entire “Variety Show and Christmas Pageant” by themselves. The goofballs of the congregation take you on an irreverent yet heartwarming trip through the holidays in The Ultimate Christmas Show (abridged). Its festive funny physical family fun as these Three Wise Guys send-up and celebrate your favorite winter holiday traditions.
- LEARN! How Santa saved Christmas!
- SING! The Ultimate Reduced Christmas Carol!
- CELEBRATE! Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, and Saturnalia!
- CRINGE! At the origin of the term “Nutcracker!”
- MEMORIZE! New lyrics to “The 12 Days of Christmas” with iPads—not Lords—A-Leaping!
- GASP! At the shocking history of our best-loved Christmas traditions!
Sunday • December 3 • 3 p.m.
Thursday • December 7 • 7:00 p.m.
Friday • December 8 • 7:00 p.m.
Saturday • December 9 • 7:00 p.m.
Sunday • December 10 • 3 p.m.
Thursday • December 14 • 7:00 p.m.
Friday • December 15 • 7:00 p.m.
Saturday • December 16 • 7:00 p.m.
Sunday • December 17 • 3 p.m.
$25 General and Seniors
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Adobe Rose Theatre